Funny Rude Valentine’s Card – Anti Valentine Humor – Adult Sarcastic Love Card

from $6.35
Not all Valentine’s cards are sweet. Some are honest, sarcastic, and meant to make people laugh out loud.

This funny anti-Valentine’s Day card is perfect for couples who don’t take the holiday seriously and prefer humor over roses and chocolates. Featuring a bold heart design and unapologetic adult humor, it’s ideal for partners who bond through sarcasm and real talk.

Great for anti-romantics, long-term couples, or anyone who thinks Valentine’s Day is overrated.

❤️ Perfect for:

Anti-Valentine’s Day gifts

Couples with dark or sarcastic humor

Rude but funny love cards

Partners who hate cheesy romance
Custom Printed Message Instructions:
Alright, genius, if you've picked a card with a custom message (because you're obviously too cool for our pre-made ones), slap that message in the notes section before you bail to checkout. And hey, check your spelling, will ya? We're printing it as-is, typos, and all - because we believe in your unique brand of chaos.

Materials:

Card Material: This isn't your grandma's cardstock. It's Premium White, Thick, A6 size - because we're fancy like that.
Printing: Done with a high-quality printer, not a potato.
Envelope Included: Yep, it fits the card. A6-sized, for those who care.
Cellophane Sleeve: Each card is entombed in plastic, like a prized action figure. Shipped in a rigid envelope, because we don't do bent cards.

Shipping:
We move at the speed of a sloth on vacation. Orders go out in 1-3 business days.
Shipping options via USPS, because we're basic:
USPS Ground Advantage (cheap, no tracking)


Return and Refund Policy:
Customized cards? No backsies. Once you hit that purchase button, it's out of your hands and into the void.
Non-customized cards: Got regrets? You've got 14 days from when it lands on your doorstep. Return it like it never happened, original packaging and all.
Got a Problem?

Tough cookies. But fine, email us. We'll see what we can do.

Thanks for choosing us, you brave soul.

Copyright Disclaimer:

Just so we're clear: you're paying for our time and mad skills, not for the fancy characters on the card. We don't own them; we just play with them. No endorsements, no licenses, just pure, unadulterated fan love.

Language Reminder:

English, please. It's the only language we speak without accidentally cursing.
With personalized message inside card?:
Not all Valentine’s cards are sweet. Some are honest, sarcastic, and meant to make people laugh out loud.

This funny anti-Valentine’s Day card is perfect for couples who don’t take the holiday seriously and prefer humor over roses and chocolates. Featuring a bold heart design and unapologetic adult humor, it’s ideal for partners who bond through sarcasm and real talk.

Great for anti-romantics, long-term couples, or anyone who thinks Valentine’s Day is overrated.

❤️ Perfect for:

Anti-Valentine’s Day gifts

Couples with dark or sarcastic humor

Rude but funny love cards

Partners who hate cheesy romance
Custom Printed Message Instructions:
Alright, genius, if you've picked a card with a custom message (because you're obviously too cool for our pre-made ones), slap that message in the notes section before you bail to checkout. And hey, check your spelling, will ya? We're printing it as-is, typos, and all - because we believe in your unique brand of chaos.

Materials:

Card Material: This isn't your grandma's cardstock. It's Premium White, Thick, A6 size - because we're fancy like that.
Printing: Done with a high-quality printer, not a potato.
Envelope Included: Yep, it fits the card. A6-sized, for those who care.
Cellophane Sleeve: Each card is entombed in plastic, like a prized action figure. Shipped in a rigid envelope, because we don't do bent cards.

Shipping:
We move at the speed of a sloth on vacation. Orders go out in 1-3 business days.
Shipping options via USPS, because we're basic:
USPS Ground Advantage (cheap, no tracking)


Return and Refund Policy:
Customized cards? No backsies. Once you hit that purchase button, it's out of your hands and into the void.
Non-customized cards: Got regrets? You've got 14 days from when it lands on your doorstep. Return it like it never happened, original packaging and all.
Got a Problem?

Tough cookies. But fine, email us. We'll see what we can do.

Thanks for choosing us, you brave soul.

Copyright Disclaimer:

Just so we're clear: you're paying for our time and mad skills, not for the fancy characters on the card. We don't own them; we just play with them. No endorsements, no licenses, just pure, unadulterated fan love.

Language Reminder:

English, please. It's the only language we speak without accidentally cursing.