Funny Rude Valentine’s Card – Adult Humor Love Card – Naughty Valentine Gift

from $6.35
Looking for a Valentine’s Day card that’s bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to get a laugh?

This funny adult Valentine’s card features playful wordplay and a cute bubble tea illustration with a not-so-innocent twist. Perfect for couples who enjoy naughty humor, inside jokes, and keeping Valentine’s Day fun instead of cheesy.

Whether it’s for your partner, spouse, or someone who appreciates edgy humor, this card delivers shock value with a smile.

💘 Perfect for:

Funny Valentine’s Day gifts

Couples with a naughty sense of humor

Adult joke cards

Rude but playful Valentine cards

Girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, or partner

Custom Printed Message Instructions:

Alright, genius, if you've picked a card with a custom message (because you're obviously too cool for our pre-made ones), slap that message in the notes section before you bail to checkout. And hey, check your spelling, will ya? We're printing it as-is, typos, and all - because we believe in your unique brand of chaos.

Materials:

Card Material: This isn't your grandma's cardstock. It's Premium White, Thick, A6 size - because we're fancy like that.
Printing: Done with a high-quality printer, not a potato.
Envelope Included: Yep, it fits the card. A6-sized, for those who care.
Cellophane Sleeve: Each card is entombed in plastic, like a prized action figure. Shipped in a rigid envelope, because we don't do bent cards.
Shipping:

We move at the speed of a sloth on vacation. Orders go out in 1-3 business days.
Shipping options via USPS, because we're basic:
USPS First Class (cheap, no tracking)

We ship on time. Period. If your order's taking a little longer to arrive, blame the postal service, not us-we don't hand-deliver with wings. ETSY's "expected delivery" dates are just hopeful guesses, not hard deadlines.
So hang tight. It's called snail mail for a reason.

Return and Refund Policy:

Customized cards? No backsies. Once you hit that purchase button, it's out of your hands and into the void.
Non-customized cards: Got regrets? You've got 14 days from when it lands on your doorstep. Return it like it never happened, original packaging and all.
Got a Problem?

Tough cookies. But fine, email us. We'll see what we can do.

Thanks for choosing us, you brave soul.

Copyright Disclaimer:

Just so we're clear: you're paying for our time and mad skills, not for the fancy characters on the card. We don't own them; we just play with them. No endorsements, no licenses, just pure, unadulterated fan love.

Language Reminder:

English, please. It's the only language we speak without accidentally cursing.
With personalized message inside card?:
Looking for a Valentine’s Day card that’s bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to get a laugh?

This funny adult Valentine’s card features playful wordplay and a cute bubble tea illustration with a not-so-innocent twist. Perfect for couples who enjoy naughty humor, inside jokes, and keeping Valentine’s Day fun instead of cheesy.

Whether it’s for your partner, spouse, or someone who appreciates edgy humor, this card delivers shock value with a smile.

💘 Perfect for:

Funny Valentine’s Day gifts

Couples with a naughty sense of humor

Adult joke cards

Rude but playful Valentine cards

Girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, or partner

Custom Printed Message Instructions:

Alright, genius, if you've picked a card with a custom message (because you're obviously too cool for our pre-made ones), slap that message in the notes section before you bail to checkout. And hey, check your spelling, will ya? We're printing it as-is, typos, and all - because we believe in your unique brand of chaos.

Materials:

Card Material: This isn't your grandma's cardstock. It's Premium White, Thick, A6 size - because we're fancy like that.
Printing: Done with a high-quality printer, not a potato.
Envelope Included: Yep, it fits the card. A6-sized, for those who care.
Cellophane Sleeve: Each card is entombed in plastic, like a prized action figure. Shipped in a rigid envelope, because we don't do bent cards.
Shipping:

We move at the speed of a sloth on vacation. Orders go out in 1-3 business days.
Shipping options via USPS, because we're basic:
USPS First Class (cheap, no tracking)

We ship on time. Period. If your order's taking a little longer to arrive, blame the postal service, not us-we don't hand-deliver with wings. ETSY's "expected delivery" dates are just hopeful guesses, not hard deadlines.
So hang tight. It's called snail mail for a reason.

Return and Refund Policy:

Customized cards? No backsies. Once you hit that purchase button, it's out of your hands and into the void.
Non-customized cards: Got regrets? You've got 14 days from when it lands on your doorstep. Return it like it never happened, original packaging and all.
Got a Problem?

Tough cookies. But fine, email us. We'll see what we can do.

Thanks for choosing us, you brave soul.

Copyright Disclaimer:

Just so we're clear: you're paying for our time and mad skills, not for the fancy characters on the card. We don't own them; we just play with them. No endorsements, no licenses, just pure, unadulterated fan love.

Language Reminder:

English, please. It's the only language we speak without accidentally cursing.