Funny Online Dating Card – Complete Stranger From the Internet – Modern Humor
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Modern love is wild — but somehow it worked 😅 This funny dating card celebrates the awkward reality of modern relationships: meeting a complete stranger from the internet… and actually liking them.
With clean typography and subtle humor, this card is perfect for couples who met online, dating-app success stories, or anyone who appreciates modern, minimalist humor.
❤️ Perfect For:
Couples who met online
Funny anniversary cards
Valentine’s Day cards
Dating humor gifts
Tinder / Bumble / Hinge success stories
Modern, non-cheesy romance
Custom Printed Message Instructions:
Alright, genius, if you've picked a card with a custom message (because you're obviously too cool for our pre-made ones), slap that message in the notes section before you bail to checkout. And hey, check your spelling, will ya? We're printing it as-is, typos, and all - because we believe in your unique brand of chaos.
Materials:
Card Material: This isn't your grandma's cardstock. It's Premium White, Thick, A6 size - because we're fancy like that. Printing: Done with a high-quality printer, not a potato. Envelope Included: Yep, it fits the card. A6-sized, for those who care. Cellophane Sleeve: Each card is entombed in plastic, like a prized action figure. Shipped in a rigid envelope, because we don't do bent cards. Shipping:
We move at the speed of a sloth on vacation. Orders go out in 1-3 business days. Shipping options via USPS, because we're basic: USPS First Class (cheap, no tracking)
We ship on time. Period. If your order's taking a little longer to arrive, blame the postal service, not us-we don't hand-deliver with wings. ETSY's "expected delivery" dates are just hopeful guesses, not hard deadlines. So hang tight. It's called snail mail for a reason.
Return and Refund Policy:
Customized cards? No backsies. Once you hit that purchase button, it's out of your hands and into the void. Non-customized cards: Got regrets? You've got 14 days from when it lands on your doorstep. Return it like it never happened, original packaging and all. Got a Problem?
Tough cookies. But fine, email us. We'll see what we can do.
Thanks for choosing us, you brave soul.
Copyright Disclaimer:
Just so we're clear: you're paying for our time and mad skills, not for the fancy characters on the card. We don't own them; we just play with them. No endorsements, no licenses, just pure, unadulterated fan love.
Language Reminder:
English, please. It's the only language we speak without accidentally cursing.
Funny Valentines Card | Lord of the Rings Fan | Unique, Funny Valentine's Card for Partner | for Boyfriend, Husband, Partner, My Precious
Modern love is wild — but somehow it worked 😅 This funny dating card celebrates the awkward reality of modern relationships: meeting a complete stranger from the internet… and actually liking them.
With clean typography and subtle humor, this card is perfect for couples who met online, dating-app success stories, or anyone who appreciates modern, minimalist humor.
❤️ Perfect For:
Couples who met online
Funny anniversary cards
Valentine’s Day cards
Dating humor gifts
Tinder / Bumble / Hinge success stories
Modern, non-cheesy romance
Custom Printed Message Instructions:
Alright, genius, if you've picked a card with a custom message (because you're obviously too cool for our pre-made ones), slap that message in the notes section before you bail to checkout. And hey, check your spelling, will ya? We're printing it as-is, typos, and all - because we believe in your unique brand of chaos.
Materials:
Card Material: This isn't your grandma's cardstock. It's Premium White, Thick, A6 size - because we're fancy like that. Printing: Done with a high-quality printer, not a potato. Envelope Included: Yep, it fits the card. A6-sized, for those who care. Cellophane Sleeve: Each card is entombed in plastic, like a prized action figure. Shipped in a rigid envelope, because we don't do bent cards. Shipping:
We move at the speed of a sloth on vacation. Orders go out in 1-3 business days. Shipping options via USPS, because we're basic: USPS First Class (cheap, no tracking)
We ship on time. Period. If your order's taking a little longer to arrive, blame the postal service, not us-we don't hand-deliver with wings. ETSY's "expected delivery" dates are just hopeful guesses, not hard deadlines. So hang tight. It's called snail mail for a reason.
Return and Refund Policy:
Customized cards? No backsies. Once you hit that purchase button, it's out of your hands and into the void. Non-customized cards: Got regrets? You've got 14 days from when it lands on your doorstep. Return it like it never happened, original packaging and all. Got a Problem?
Tough cookies. But fine, email us. We'll see what we can do.
Thanks for choosing us, you brave soul.
Copyright Disclaimer:
Just so we're clear: you're paying for our time and mad skills, not for the fancy characters on the card. We don't own them; we just play with them. No endorsements, no licenses, just pure, unadulterated fan love.
Language Reminder:
English, please. It's the only language we speak without accidentally cursing.
Funny Valentines Card | Lord of the Rings Fan | Unique, Funny Valentine's Card for Partner | for Boyfriend, Husband, Partner, My Precious
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