Funny Anchorman Birthday Card: Brian Fantana - You Look Older

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TITLE: YOU LOOK OLDER 60% OF THE TIME, EVERYTIME.

Custom Printed Message Instructions:

Alright, genius, if you've picked a card with a custom message (because you're obviously too cool for our pre-made ones), slap that message in the notes section before you bail to checkout. And hey, check your spelling, will ya? We're printing it as-is, typos, and all - because we believe in your unique brand of chaos.

Materials:

Card Material: This isn't your grandma's cardstock. It's Premium White, Thick, A6 size - because we're fancy like that.
Printing: Done with a high-quality printer, not a potato.
Envelope Included: Yep, it fits the card. A6-sized, for those who care.
Cellophane Sleeve: Each card is entombed in plastic, like a prized action figure. Shipped in a rigid envelope, because we don't do bent cards.
Shipping:

We move at the speed of a sloth on vacation. Orders go out in 1-3 business days.
Shipping options via USPS, because we're basic:
USPS Ground Advantage (cheap, no tracking)


Return and Refund Policy:

Customized cards? No backsies. Once you hit that purchase button, it's out of your hands and into the void.
Non-customized cards: Got regrets? You've got 14 days from when it lands on your doorstep. Return it like it never happened, original packaging and all.
Got a Problem?

Tough cookies. But fine, email us. We'll see what we can do.

Thanks for choosing us, you brave soul.

Copyright Disclaimer:

Just so we're clear: you're paying for our time and mad skills, not for the fancy characters on the card. We don't own them; we just play with them. No endorsements, no licenses, just pure, unadulterated fan love.

Language Reminder:

English, please. It's the only language we speak without accidentally cursing.

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With Message?:
TITLE: YOU LOOK OLDER 60% OF THE TIME, EVERYTIME.

Custom Printed Message Instructions:

Alright, genius, if you've picked a card with a custom message (because you're obviously too cool for our pre-made ones), slap that message in the notes section before you bail to checkout. And hey, check your spelling, will ya? We're printing it as-is, typos, and all - because we believe in your unique brand of chaos.

Materials:

Card Material: This isn't your grandma's cardstock. It's Premium White, Thick, A6 size - because we're fancy like that.
Printing: Done with a high-quality printer, not a potato.
Envelope Included: Yep, it fits the card. A6-sized, for those who care.
Cellophane Sleeve: Each card is entombed in plastic, like a prized action figure. Shipped in a rigid envelope, because we don't do bent cards.
Shipping:

We move at the speed of a sloth on vacation. Orders go out in 1-3 business days.
Shipping options via USPS, because we're basic:
USPS Ground Advantage (cheap, no tracking)


Return and Refund Policy:

Customized cards? No backsies. Once you hit that purchase button, it's out of your hands and into the void.
Non-customized cards: Got regrets? You've got 14 days from when it lands on your doorstep. Return it like it never happened, original packaging and all.
Got a Problem?

Tough cookies. But fine, email us. We'll see what we can do.

Thanks for choosing us, you brave soul.

Copyright Disclaimer:

Just so we're clear: you're paying for our time and mad skills, not for the fancy characters on the card. We don't own them; we just play with them. No endorsements, no licenses, just pure, unadulterated fan love.

Language Reminder:

English, please. It's the only language we speak without accidentally cursing.

Funny Anchorman Birthday Card - Rude & Personalized, Brian Fantana Inspired Humor, Pop Culture, Classic Movie Gifts, Ron Burgundy TV Show Card, Pop Culture Gifts, Vintage TV Show Card, Comedy Greeting Card, Rude Birthday Card, Dishwasher Magnet, Ron Burgundy Art, Rude Zone